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April 15, 2025

Premier League Roundup: Gameweek 32

Gameweek 32 of this season of the English Premier League came to an end last night with Bournemouth's 1-0 victory over Fulham. With 6 gameweeks left to play, the final state of the table is beginning to come into focus. Here are a few thoughts from the weekend's games. Liverpool Stroll To The TitleIt's done and dusted now. Honestly, I thought there wasn't much of a title race to begin with, and that it was over the moment Saka got injured, but I suppose there was always some chance of an upse...

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April 11, 2025

UCL Quarterfinal First Leg Roundup

Goals, drama, cards, and brilliant saves. The last two nights of Champions League football had them all in abundance. We take a look back to capture the things that stood out for us the most as two incredible nights of action unfolded across Europe.Ancellotti's Passivity Costs Real MadridWhen Declan Rice stood over the free kick in the 58th minute and sent it crashing into the Madrid net, my first thought was hope. A faint, flickering hope that maybe, just maybe, Arsenal could find a way to d...

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April 7, 2025

Falsenine Prediction Markets

We're running a new experiment at Falsenine: our first prediction markets are now live for this week's Champions League quarter-finals. Start

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April 4, 2025

Moneyball: Chelsea 2023/24 Financial Results

Welcome to the third instalment of Moneyball, where we take a closer look at the business behind football. In this essay we will be reviewing Chelsea's recently released financial reports for the 2023/24 season.

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April 3, 2025

Falsenine Tokenomics

With the recent Falsenine token impersonation episode, we think it's a good idea to write about the real Falsenine token, and its tokenomics.

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April 3, 2025

Slide Rule Pass: Football News - 03 April

Welcome to today's edition of Slide Rule Pass, a daily digest delivering concise recaps of the latest football news. Here's what's making headlines today:Saka ReturnsArsenal beat Fulham 2-1 to keep whatever slim title hopes they have alive in the English Premier League. The win was marked by Bukayo Saka's return after a lengthy spell on the sidelines due to injury. Arsenal's starboy did not waste any time in coming up to speed as he scored Arsenal's second goal of the night just seven minutes...

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March 27, 2025

A Carabao Cup Final Clinic

A lot can happen in a week or two in the world of football, and sometimes it's not good. In the case of Liverpool, a few weeks in 2025 have dramatically changed people's perspective of their team and the job Arne Slot has done so far.

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March 24, 2025

Announcement: Fake Warpcast Account & Clanker

Today we were impersonated. Someone created a fake Farcaster account and launched not one but two Clankers pretending to be us. This could have gone very badly.

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March 19, 2025

International Football: World Cup Qualifiers

It's the international football break this week, which means football fans around the world will be spending some much needed quality time with their loved ones and families.

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March 17, 2025

Slide Rule Pass: Football News - 17 Mar

Welcome to today's edition of Slide Rule Pass, a daily digest delivering concise recaps of the latest football news.

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